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Cracking the Product Hunt Code: What Gets You Featured (and What Doesn't)
Launch Readiness Audit
Get a blunt roast of your Product Hunt launch page
Stop guessing if your launch will flop and get a data-backed score grading your positioning against the platform's actual featuring criteria
Free — takes 2 minutes
What you'll get
Launch Readiness Score
A 0-100 grade across positioning clarity, product polish, and competitive differentiation
The 5-Second Roast
A blunt assessment of whether your value proposition hooks users or fails the André J framework
Top 3 Launch-Saving Moves
Personalized high-impact actions to fix rookie mistakes before your debut goes live
Clone Detection
Analysis to ensure you aren't launching a me-too product that will be ignored